Wednesday, February 13, 2013
Attracting Surrogate Clients to India
Every year (with the exception of last year) I take my staff to a new
place for a Christmas/Festivus dinner and a chance to see one of our
hospital partners. In 2007, it was Tijuana to visit our dental
partners, Dr Quintinella, and then the Angeles Hospital. For dinner we
decided to go to the renowned Rosarito Lobster Village called
Lorenzellos and had reservations for the 14 of us. No soon did we pull
up to the main drag where our restaurant was that our limo was
surrounded by people at least two dozen of them, banging on the limo,
trying to persuade us to eat at THEIR restaurant instead of the one we
had the reservations to. It was like something out of a zombie movie,
we found it hilarious but we dare not stop or open the door. I mean if M
Night Shyamalan were to make a zombie film with Will Ferrell, this
would be the audience reaction he would be going for. We fortunately
reached Lorenzellos, glad that the driver did not run over one of the
Latino lobster shrilling zombies, and enjoyed our festivus meal (they
even made vegan lobster for one of us). I had asked our maitre 'd about
the incident and he tells me that these "dinner wranglers" are paid
$2.00 for every patron they bring through the door. "No salary?" I ask
dumbfounded? "Nope, no salary just $2 per patron, which is then tacked
onto the patron's meal anyways. Wow, what a way to earn a living!
"Sadly though they do succeed." According to the Maitre D'. "But we
will never do that, we are Lorenzellos, we have been doing this for the
last 40 years and if good quality and great service is important to them
they will find us, if they just want a cheap meal, those hustlers can
oblige."
So, now that India has banned surrogacy for all but
hetero couples who are married for two years, these couples may
experience what we did back in Rosarito in '07. If you fit the category
and you approach more than two surrogacy companies, you will be
cyber-mobbed by the Indian surrogacy nazis. So I decided that we will
not target you with our marketing dollars. When it comes to Indian
surrogacy, we will be Lorenzellos. If you want the assistance of a
company that pioneered surrogacy in India and knows it way around the
legalities of the process then we here at PlanetHospital.com will
provide you with the impeccable service that many of our clients praise
us for and use our experience to guide you. We will also provide you
with options in Mexico, Thailand and Panama. We understand what you
need and what you are looking for and it is our pleasure to make it
happen stres free, and we will even throw in a free pizza for you (click here to see what the heck we are talking about).
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